From 2005, this video is stuck in my head for the longeesssst time!! OMG!!!
It's the magical liopleurodon!!! Shun the non-believer!!! Shhhuuuuunnn!!!


Purple Unicorn: Hey, Charlie… Hey Charlie wake up
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, You silly sleepy head wake up!
Charlie: Oh god you guys. This better be pretty freakin’ important. Is the meadow on fire?
Purple Unicorn: No Charlie, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Charlie.
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! We’re going to candy mountain. Come with us Charlie!
Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! It will Be an adventure! We’re going on an adventure Charlie!
Charlie: YEAH! Candy Mountain right…I’m just gunna you know… Go back to sleep now.
Purple Unicorn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Charlie!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain… It’s a land of sweets and joy and joyness!
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me!
Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain Charlie!!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Candy Mountain
Charlie: Alright Fine!! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain!
Purple & Pink: LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA ALAAA
Charlie: Enough with the singing already.
Purple Unicorn: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
Charlie: Oh god what is that!?!
Purple Unicorn: It’s a leoplurodon Charlie
Pink Unicorn: A magical Leoplurodon
Purple Unicorn: It’s gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright Guys you do know that there is actual Candy Mountain right?
Purple Unicorn: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!
Pink Unicorn: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN
Purple Unicorn: SSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!
Charlie: Yeah??
Liopleurodon: (funny noises!)
Purple Unicorn: It has spoken!!
Pink Unicorn: It has told us the way!!!!
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!
Purple Unicorn: It’s just over this bridge Charlie
Pink Unicorn: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!
Charlie: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Purple Unicorn: CHARLIEEEE, CHHHAAAARRRLLLIEEE, CHAAARRRLLLIIIEEE, CHHAAARRR-
Charlie: I’m right here what do u want!?!?
Purple Unicorn: We’re on a bridge Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: We’re Here!!!
Charlie: Well what do ya know? There’s actually a Candy Mountain!
Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink Unicorn: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie.
Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter
Charlie: Yeah Arrrr… Thanks but no thanks I’m gunna just stay out here.
Pink Unicorn: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie!
Candy Mountain Song:
Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the mecca of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie wont you go into the cave
Charlie: Alright fine!! I’ll go into the freakin’ Candy Cave! This better be good!
Purple Unicorn: Goodbye Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah, Goodbye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye… What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that?
(later)
Charlie: Ow…Oh god. What Happened? argh! They took my freakin’ kidney!