The Rorschach test (pronounced "ror-shock") has been popularized in films and books for decades, but most people know very little about it. The Rorschach cards themselves are supposed to be kept secret although outlines of them can be found on various websites and in medical texts. (Note that most of the time when you see Rorschach ink-blots in films and books, they are not the real blots.)

I’ll give it a shot. Testingan lang nako kunuhay kung unsai ako makit-an. Dah! Si Dapoieee jud hinungdan ani bah! Ngano gyud gi sugdan ko.

Anyways, here goes nothing. Unsa kaha inyo makit-an? Basta ako nakit-an gi suwat nako sa ubos sa kada picture.

Plate #1:  Sa akong tan-aw murag iro. As in horror nga iro kay 4 kabuok iyang mata. Murag character sa Alone in the Dark sa PS2. Quick! Hand me the flashlight errr… gun.

Plate #2: Ha ha ha! Murag tawo nga nakuratan!? Ni hangad unya murag naa jud dako nga object padulong matagak ug naka ingon ingon siya ug, “Waaaah! Igo gyud ko ron!” Umm, naa pa jud goatee o! Choy kaayo!

Plate #3: Ngano dia baki? Mura mani ug ging dissect nga frog. Nagkahubo na o, wa nay panit! Bukog naman lang na! Ready to be identified and labeled Sus, 98 gyud akong score ana sa Bio!

Plate #4: Ah, the bird! I can make shadows with my hand with that! Lol. Mura bitaw ug kanang dove ba… Remember mo anang mag play sa school unya black inyo costume then naay gloves nga puti unya gamitan dayon ug black light? O, mao nang hands himoon ug bird.

Plate #5: I’m not quite sure what that is. Murag simbahan? Chapel? the bishop sa chess? Basta figure na!

Plate #6: Yehaa! Two thumbs up! Approve. ‘Nuff said.

Plate #7: Mura mani ug Coat of Arms. Kuwang nalang butangan family armor or something. Like Velasquez Family. Founded 1880 or something. On the hand, pwede sad siya mahimo nga trophy! Yay! First Prize! Little Miss Cantubo 1989!

Plate #8: Hmmm. These ink blots are getting weirder. Fine! It looks like a gremlin! A lil devil. That’s what it is.

Plate #9: Dah! Murag padung mag guerra o! Naay mga sundalo nag atang kai mo attack na ang contra! Ayayay! Run for cover! Dali! Dali! Dali!!! Mura mani ug panahon sa kadtong Scorpion King. All kneel before the king!

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Plate #10: O nawagting ang plate #10. Ni surrender ako psychiatrist! Ha ha ha!

Ikaw, dap? Musokol paka?

⋆✌㋡ღ⋆ 陳美西